IN CASE YOU’RE WONDERING …
Is it true that your grandfather got in a fist fight with Jimmy Hoffa? Yes.
Did he win? No.
Have you ever been in a tornado? Yes. Also, a hurricane and an earthquake. But not all at the same time.
Did Matthew McConaughey really let you pet his dog? Yes, but probably only to get me to leave him alone.
Have you failed at improv and stand up? Yes. And proudly so.
Did you really almost get killed by a Russian cab driver while vacationing in Prague? Long story, but definitely.
Who do you admire? People with cancer. Nerds. Whoever invented napkins. Soldiers. Janitors.
What’s your favorite music to temp commercials to? Sigur Ros. The Killers. Vampire Weekend.
Biggest dream? Doing yoga on every continent and in 100 countries.
Why did you stop doing Ironmans? Because I like having knees.
What are 7 things your mom and I agree on?
How you treat the least among us is how you treat everyone
Don’t compare yourself to others
Learn to play chess even though you’ll probably suck at it
Don’t be tempted by free trials. But free kittens? Yes!
Don’t raise your voice, improve your argument
Be recklessly kind
There are over 200 million orphans who would love to have your problems